Phil has just became air force man, and Phil's got an air force plan. It involves an air force can

How does one get a weapons permit in this day in age. Phil is asking for a friend

Phil is learning to fly a plane

'

gas chambers are cool

Phil has anger issues

Phil will take on a trip down memory lane...

EPIC ukajuka NOISES*

Ay, yuh, lets gooo

Ayo, Phil is here, with a beer. T here is no cheer. (sip)

Phil is sad, Phil is mad, cause the world smacked him with a garbage bag
(yep)
But Phil has plan to end it all, Phil takes pills to get really tall,
(ooh)
But the pills made Phil see weird, Phil then grew large beard.(pop em)

Phil is also going to vermont, he is not writing this in arial font. (no caps)

Phil was robbed of an interview from Bill talks, so he took Roy clearwood on a walk
(ya)
He sent off Niagara falls, Roy was no more, but Phil is still tall.(like a giant)

Phil was sentenced to life in jail, Phil is sad, his life is a fail. ( shoot, shoot)

Phil escaped through a hole in the roof caused from the ice, Phil packed his things, and his rat with lice.(dang)

PHIL GOT GENG, THEY WERE HIS FRIENDS, THEY WERE BUDDIES TO VERY END, PHIL WAS FONKY, SO WAS HIS FRIEND CHONKY, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Phil got game, his Pc’s to blame. He cranked on them child, made em go wild.
(zoom)
Phil is addicted to squash, Phil says it taste like cherry mouthwash. (yum)

Phil has rolex, he really rich, When Phil has idea, Phil is pitch (it)

Phil wears gucci, the off brand kind, Phil took it from the target “ now its mine”
(yeah)
Phil drinks cider from a cup, Phil also drinks corona, never gon give it up.

Phil got money, took it from a fountain, Phil has never climbed a mountain.

PHIL GOT GENG, THEY WERE HIS FRIENDS, THEY WERE BUDDIES TO VERY END, PHIL WAS FONKY, SO WAS HIS FRIEND CHONKY, (LOUD CHOKING)

Phil getting tired, better rest. BUT PHILS GOT A RAP TO WRITE, PHIL IS THE BEST.

Phil can dead lift 50 pounds, Phil will never be seen in a gown.

Phil is Phil, and thats that. Now shut up idot, ur just mad cause fat

You Never see phil wit out his bucket-haught, you mess wit him you gonna fight my friend maught!

You know my Boy Roy, he robbed me of my joy, took my interview so i took his toes
from his sweet baby boy(big sheesh!)

Phil has a beer in one hand and the rolex on his other, Hairline farther back then his mother’s mother(my goodness)

Phil’s Knees may be Frail but he always will prevail, you mess with him you finna get the blackmail

His credit card declined like his life goals, hes coming in hot wit the candy rolls(gosh dang)

PHIL GOT GENG, THEY WERE HIS FRIENDS, THEY WERE BUDDIES TO VERY END, PHIL WAS FONKY, SO WAS HIS FRIEND CHONKY, ( monotone crying )

Phil is running out of breath, soon enough Phil will meet death,

Say your goodbyes, its time for Phil to die, cause his mumay tainted his apple pie

Phil is sick, not healthy, Phil its bread quite stealthy.

Phil has a collection of socks, he hides them in a hole behind his clock.

Phil es macho, Phil muy guapo.

Phil has an extension cord as a belt, Phil bout to roast a child, or in other words
“Smelt”

Phil’s rap is terrible, but at least Phil tried, if you mess with Phil, say your goodbye’s

Phil got messed up at the casino, screwed up as bad as a stale dorito

GUITAR/UKULELE SOLO

PHIL GOT GENG, THEY WERE HIS FRIENDS, THEY WERE BUDDIES TO VERY END, PHIL WAS FONKY, SO WAS HIS FRIEND CHONKY, (confused screaming)

Phil is tired, his brother tripped over a wire.

He got a concussion, he was fussin.

Phil had to pay, that ruined Phil’s day.

Phil was broke, his life but a joke.
Phil is out of money, Phil got an allergy to crisp honey.

Phil cant even finish the rap, Phil had a heart attack, his body went splat.

Phil awoke with his geng at his side, they all shot him, then Phil died….
( taco bell ring effect)

rydxeut;fiidxsdglu8ithv;vyhv gfyhvfyhvik;./yhfvt;./vfo7d/6ti9f;.ytgfcv

*aggressive eating of burrito*

https://grabify.link/PQDNS3